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… and lost.  See, I let this guy borrow my stamp pad a while back and since I rarely use it, I never asked for it back.  He wasn’t at his desk so I went down to the supply room and they had one down there, but it’s 8 x 5 1/2 inches.  That’s the size of a half-sheet of paper.  Who in the world has a rubber stamp that big?  What could it possibly say?  I mean, I’m sure they exist, but this is an office?  Whatever the case, I got it, and it was dry, so I had to bust out my bottle of red ink and as I was re-inking this monstrous red stamp pad, it leaked all over me.  Seriously looks like I had a very serious injury.  As I handed my boss his document, I said, “Damn papercuts.”