Loopholes

Baby Mochi: Mommy, can I have 10? (goldfish crackers)
Me: Okay, bring your bag and hold it open.
Baby Mochi: Ooooooooone, twooooooo, threeeeee, fooooour…
Me: This one’s broken. You can eat that one.
Baby Mochi: *munch munch* fiiiiiiiive, siiiiiiiiiiix… oh, this one’s broken (pops it in her mouth)

Big Mochi: Hey!! You can’t smash them just to eat it!

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