No such thing as Premature Gray. It’s called PARENTHOOD

Baby Mochi decided to get up on the couch next to me, stand up, rev herself up, and dive headfirst down on to her blanket on the ground.  I caught her mid-air since I was next to her.  I would’ve screamed if I had time to fill my lungs with air.  I yelled to Big Mochi, “Your little sister is trying to give Mommy a heart attack!”  And Baby Mochi claps her hands and with the biggest grin yells, “ATTACK!!!”  Then the wretched little thing had the nerve to giggle, scramble back up on the couch and try to do it AGAIN! 

Aunty tells me that she’s going through a phase – yet I don’t remember Big Mochi ever going through a suicidal phase!

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