Special Agent Mochi
Big Mochi: I think I might make a good spy when I grow up.
Me: You want to be a spy?
Big Mochi: I’d make a good one. I’m asian.
Me: What does being asian have to do with anything?
Big Mochi (sighing at me): Hello? Secret Asians are spies!
Riiiight.
Oh my gosh again, you gave birth to a tiny version of yourself!